Friday, July 1, 2011

Adventures in drunk euro land...

Last night kind of just blew me away as far as the club and bar scenes go. Seriously. I wish I brought more club clothes with me! Oh well. So yesterday the day was kind of long because I didn't really sleep much at all. So we went out to the shop that I saw the dresses at, and lo and behold... I was shut down by the shop lady. She really didn't want to put me in a dress because my boobs were too big. It was the exact same size as the one I tried on (and it fit) at the stupid expensive store, but she said my boobs were just too big. Which is both a good thing and bad thing if you think about it. Just give me 6 months. By January I'll be a whole new person :)

Anyways, so let me explain the latest and greatest adventure. Last night I get on the subway system by myself. Not really knowing exactly where to go. A nice austrian girl spoke some english to me and got me on the right track. So as I traveled through the tunnels of Vienna there was something that struck me as quite odd. The gross number of "underage" kids that were drunk. Out here the legal age is 16 or so, but you can really start drinking at 14. But there were obnoxious drunk kids running around a lot. When I finally arrived at mein platz I met up with my friend (who I've officially known for about 2 days now), and we went to a club called Loco. They were not messing around with that name either. They mean it when they say loco. The clubs play the exact same music at the clubs back home so it was really nice to go there and feel like I haven't missed a beat. The beats were droppin hard too. So we were all singing and dancing and drinking along to the american music. They know how to make long island ice teas here so that was also very nice. I drank two of those before midnight. Don't forget... I got there at 11. So when midnight finally rolls around they have some raffle. In this raffle they give you a free bottle of Vodka. Our group won about three bottles total... It was kind of curious though... The DJ was a boyfriend of one of the girls in our group. Coincidence? I think not.

So we start drinking vodka and redbull. I really hate redbull, but would you say no to a free bottle of booze? HELL NO. My cup floweth forth. I was a good steady level of drunk last night. Not TOO drunk because I was smart enough to pace myself once the liquor started flowing freely. But the Austrians are all quite nice. Some were a little too friendly though. Grabbing my ass while I spoke with them... I even got some phone numbers too. Rule number one of safe girl code: Take numbers, don't give it away! I don't even know my number to begin with so its all good :) Right when I got off the subway DJ Joe wanted to buy me a coffee and take me to his club where he was playing that night. How friendly. I took his number and promised I would text him later. Probably just lied to a nice man. He was black too! I found the only black man in Vienna last night. I even saw him again later that night once we left club loco and were wandering around a bit.

The bouncers actually bounce here too. I saw a guy get choked out pretty much. There was some kind of fight in the bathroom at loco and there was blood everywhere. An ambulance showed up but nobody was dragged away or anything like that. It was cool to see that kind of thing but it makes me wonder how frequently that happens. With all the drunk kids running around I would guess fairly often...

I'm a little bit hungover so I will have to finish this later. I need to wash my face and hair with ice cold water now so I can go meet up with some more Americans. Our numbers are growing!

Alyssa

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