Got pee? I do.

So today has been completely and utterly RUINED. I know I shouldn't get stuff like this get to me, but this was just so UNBELIEVABLE that I just got so angry. I was having a pretty good day up until about 20 minutes ago...

I decided to go to the river today since it was pretty much a gorgeous day. I had my swimsuit on, got a burger and shake over at centerpoint station, and then headed out to the chilly waters of the San Marcos river. All was fine and dandy, got my sun block on, SPF 10, layed out for a few minutes then I decided to get into the water. So I jump right into the river and it was a great feeling. Like letting go of everything! Well, I'm standing in the midway point of the river and I glance over near my things. There was a man and his dog near my stuff (I'm sure you can tell where this is going now). The dog was sniffing the grass near my stuff and the man was just kind of waiting on the dog. The dog steps closer to my things and continues to sniff... I figure the dog just smells my cats... The man drops the leash and the dog ambles closer to my stuff and kind of walks past it. But wait, the dog pauses, lifts a leg... and takes a piss on my bag and all over my shoes. I was awestruck. WHO FUCKING LETS THEIR DOG SNIFF OTHER PEOPLES STUFF AND LETS THE DAMNED DOG PEE ON SAID STUFF?!?!!? WHO DOES THAT?! The man walks off with his dog and I am scrambling to get out of the water and inspect the damage. I just start letting expletives flow out of my mouth at no regard for passing children. At this point, I don't care to censor myself because a dog just fucking peed all over my fucking stuff. Luckily my camera is waterproof. It didn't pee close enough to my phone though. If he had peed on my phone I would have gone all kinds of Hulk on his ass and woulda shoved him and his stupid dog in the river. As I left the park (cussing the whole way) I saw some park rangers headed down to the river area where I was formerly enjoying myself. I let him know that some asshole let his dog pee all over my shit. Park ranger said "sorry, no crime in that" and then he smiled and laughed at me. How would he like it if I peed all over his 4Wheeler?! How is destruction of property not a crime??? WHO DO THESE FUCKING PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE?!

I probably made the best decision by not engaging that asshole and shoving him in the river, and not shouting at that asshole "cop" and just leaving.

What a great day. UGH.

Now I have a load of laundry going and I'm about to start packing my stuff for the big move next month. Those who want to help me into my storage unit get food and a free riverrat to go float the river :)