Hungry Hungry Hippocrite.

So I realize that I haven't blogged for a long time now. YES I KNOW. I've been running around dealing with my own problems right now. Like moving. Not getting my body moving, but MOVING OUT OF MY APARTMENT. I cut off internet two days too early, which even though was a totally productive GOOD thing, I still didn't get everything packed. This is why we shouldn't torrent. I have so many video files of stuff that I have plenty of things to distract myself with to avoid doing whatever.

So now that I have shoved  almost my entire life into a 10x10 cube, I am sleeping on the floor of my apartment on my papasan chair cushion, but I still have my blanket and a few things to just give away. Dishes are gone :) and kitties are at home with nothing to sit on top of. I can't wait til my friend gets home from Russia. Seriously. I want to go to a place that feels at least a little bit homey. I did earn my fair share of internet tonight though. I fixed a friends router. Who would have thought that a bunch of nerds under one roof, and none of them know how to set up their own router?! Don't matter to me, cause I set them up AND educated them on how to do it themselves. I feel like I accomplished something today too. I got to blow off some steam by painting my blue wall away, painting my purple bathroom away... creeping around my new apt complex and figured out where to park, where my new apt is... RIGHT NEXT TO THE POOL!

I apologize for the rambling. I have lots of thoughts streaming though my head and then I have a lot of background noise from this Bo Burnham guy on TV. He is funny, but too distracting to write a blog with him running in the background. HerpDerpaderp. Funny stuff but yeah.

So lets just go over some recap stuff, I don't really remember what I last wrote to you all about and I really don't care to go back and read what I wrote before. I do every once in a while, but thats just when I check my stats on most read blog evar. So far its that super long one "There will be blog" it was rambly, but semi well organized. I personally think its my cleverest title, but only if you know my opinions on danial day lewis. his movies are LONG. And there will be blood was TOO LONG, and didn't have enough blood. Don't tease me for a gore flick and then give me something about some heartfelt story about an oil monger and his deaf kid. Not interested. I did however watch the movie The Gangs of New York. I will admit that was really good. But probably because of DiCaprio, and not so much of the Day-Lewis-o. I don't care for him. He isn't the best actor, I don't care what you say, or how many oscars or emmys or whatever the hell awards he might win.

I keep getting called a whore so I'm gonna end this while I'm not distracted. Toodles.

Hoedown Throwdown

So, lets play some funky music. Yeah, Aahhh. You know what it is... Black and yellow. Black and yellow.


Well lately I've been up to some stuff and I haven't been blogging about it because well... I just shouldn't. I would totally throw caution to the wind, but caution is all I have left! Since my last finals are tomorrow, I have decided that I am back on the bandwagon Thursday morning. I have my shakes and salad all lined up. I'm actually looking forward to my three healthy snacks, two shakes and amazing meal a day. Weird right? I am so pizza'd out right now. I've been so busy hanging out with people and studying and working that I kind of just ignored my diet plans for a little while. Also slacked in my blogging responsibilities as well... obviously. Did you know that finals *suck* Seriously. I would just prefer a program that just puts you straight through and when you are done you magically have earned a degree in whatever program you choose. Seriously, it works. I did it in pharmacy tech school and I feel like my grades were waaaaaaaaaaaay better then than now. I haven't failed a class yet, and I won't, but DAMN. This semester is seriously pushing my sanity limits. I have  had so many big events happen to me this semester I am so ready for life to just press pause on itself.

Next semester, for me, is just a hop skip and jump away. In just over five weeks I will be in Europe traumatizing those folks instead of bitching about how America is just pissing me off. I'm going to Waxahatchie, TX this weekend, so maybe that will be nice. Get away from it all and hopefully forget some of the stupid shit I've done. Whatever. Last night I took my ambien to sleep, and I wound up doing laundry and dishes. I don't know if I can trust it anymore. I woke up and my room was clean. WHO DOES THAT?! I remember doing all of those things, but the reasons I had to justify it just don't make sense.

Its been about a month since my last "traumatic" event and I'm feeling pretty okay right now. I've had plenty of help being distracted though. Good thing for me :)

Anyways, this ramble is OH-VER.

Finals weak: Party til you can't party no mo.

So I've kind of failed on the keeping up with my blog the last week or so... Last update I gave was just a "I'm awesome and advanced in karate!" update... I havent lost any weight, but I haven't gained any either. Since its time for finals, I figured it wouldnt really matter anyways! Staying steady and taking a break from the fast slimming drink products is what I'm doing right now. I've been to way too many parties this last week and I still have two more to go to. Tonight and Saturday left. Since I've been boogy-tastic lately I've had a need to wear some hot and sassy dresses. Well today I finally took out a "goal dress" Shoved that mo-fo on and guess what? It fits! It's amazing! I look amazing! Now if only I could find my leggings... I guess I gotta straighten out that hair again, put some face on, and show downtown austin what a real lady looks like! Seriously this dress is EPIC. I finally feel like I fit in with those trend setters. I guess this means my dress size is a 16 now :) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

I will bid you adieu for now lovely people.

Start wearing purple

So for those of you who were too busy learning about Osama getting shot then dumped in the ocean (which I totally don't believe that we don't still have his skanky body), I GOT MY PURPLE BELT!!! My body is only slightly battered and bruised, which I expected wayyyyy more. The scariest part of my test was durring the sparring matches. I found out that I would be fighting against Elvis (who is almost the scariest person I know). First words out of my mouth "OH FUCK ME." No bueno. I've been avoiding him like the plague. Seriously. He asked me to spar once and I straight up told him "Hell no, you scare the hell out of me." No way jose. Anywhos... I even teared up a little bit fearing for my face. I had places to be after the belt test, and my face is very important to me! He is notorious for making adjustments to peoples faces. SCARY.

So during the fight I was just balls to the wall chasing him around. People gave me props for that cause everybody knew how badly I've been avoiding him. At least it Wasnt big Dave or Alfredo or else I would have ran the whole time.

Rule #1: Cardio.

Not that my fight had anything to do with being a zombie, but seriously gotta start doing the running stuff. If I want to run the race for the cure this year I gotta do it anyways... SO yeah. During the fight (me being a girl, and he knows how terrifying I think he is) E started to fuck with my mind. He took a "break" and was waiting for me to come after him. So while he was bent over taking a breather I faked him out and then hit him straight in the nuts. After I did that I instantly appologised and kept moving because I didn't want my face to morph into something unnatural and disgusting! But I got some really good shots on him even though he was basically dicking around and whacking me every chance I got. Just made me realize HOW much I need to improve.

In some of my other matches I did deal some damage to my friend Kim (who I usually don't like to fight) and I accidentally made a girl bleed on her hand. HOW that happened I have no idea. My bad. Not my first time drawing blood though. I must say, its a LITTLE bit satisfying. Now I get to learn me some Judo. I gotta learn me a lot of Judo because I am going out of country and will arrive just before the belt test. WHO WANTS TO TEACH ME JUDO. SRSLY. Just the stuff thats gonna be on my test though. I'm not an OVER achiever. I just want to be able to whoop some serious ass at my next belt test cause I have judo matches AND sparring matches... and I think I have my first two on one at the next belt? I love purple, but blue is already looking nice.


Yay me!