The Devil May Mew.

Recently I've been dealing with an issue... a fly problem you might say... So last night I hung up the redneck bug solver paper and it was amazing! Every fly just stuck to it and was doomed forever. I hung three up and only two are still up now (the following morning). Well, I personally don't care much to get that sticky shit all over my hands, its horrid. I don't have enough goo gone (none) to get this junk off. WELL. This morning Waffle, my cat, decided it would be a fun time to investigate one of the fly traps. A super fluffy cat...  I bet you know where this is going. Well she creeps up to the fly trap and I didnt even see her get close enough to touch it, but all of a sudden I see the cat bolt away knocking over every thing in the way. I look to see where the cat had gotten off to, and I didnt even realize what had happened. I see her over on the couch with the fly paper entangled in her fur. Instantaneously I go to the cat and pull the sticky mess from her now matted fur. I guess that means bathtime... I chuck the poor confused cat into the bathroom and dig out the kitty safe soap. This is where it gets bad... So the cat hates water, as most cats do, and she sees that tub and instantly freaks out. Hides behind the toilet and starts giving me that ominous "grrrrrrmmmmmooeowwww." I got the bath going filled up the tub a bit, and thankfully there is a shower hose so I could spray her. Long story short, I now have deep gashes in my arm and hand. She straight out bit me, and my sweet fluffy kitty is a wet rag right now and shes disappeared under some furniture somewhere after I toweled her off. If I didn't get all the sticky off her, I'm afraid I am going to have to shave her again... and thats the second most unpleasant thing a person can do to a cat. More unpleasant for the person. I don't even know where the clippers are.