I never thought today was going to be as INSANE as it actually was. I wake up next to my buddy after a fabulous date (no, I didn't wake up next to a guy, i spent the night at my friends house). In the morning I went up to my moms place to gather some luggage and put things into her storage unit, and then I romped down to my uncles to dump my luggage there for the day/evening and then I romped back to my friends house. So just chillin with my homies and then we headed downtown to get some photo action on! My buddy is going to be a star!! thats for sure :) So for the photoshoot we did some stuff downtown around the hotel we were stayin at, and then my roomie came down and we watched the bats fly out of congress bridge, then we decided to have a drink down on dirty 6th. We went to Chuggin Monkey first. Thats also the only place we went... except we stopped at a store. A tattoo parlour actually. We were browsing to check out some new belly jewels for my roomie, and then it struck me. I SHOULD GET THAT NOSE PIERCING I ALWAYS WANTED! So I did. I filled out all the necessary paperwork to free them of any liability and away we went! Got all the gadgets and gizmos sterilized and then BAM. My photographer roomie was awesome about it, and my friends back at the hotel didn't believe that I was sober and getting a piercing. So here I was. opportunity, money, and a person to take the photos. BAM. Done. I have a little red ruby stud in my nose :)
Some asshole was being a dick afterwards. He was eating a bratwurst and walking behind us for a while and then at a street where it clearly said "don't walk" and then changed to walk he loudly proclaimed "IT SAYS WALK" so I kind of turn and look at this d-bag and he realizes "oh shit, ladiez!" and starts stalking all friendly and shit. Well I don't take kindly to some jerkoff flippin gears and being all shitty. I oblige this twat and talk friendly-ish to him and put up with his lame advances. He keeps trying to be friendly and when we get half way back to the hotel we stop at 6th n congress. So we stop and I tell the guy that we are cool and are going back to our hotel now so its time to go fuck off. He keeps trying to play it cool and offers to walk us back, and I tell him "no, I'm trained in martial arts, we are good. beat it" in the nicest way possible of course... and he STILL insists that he is needing to walk us back. FUCK THAT SHIT. Some lady kind of stumbles up and asks for directions to her hotel, in which I whip out my phone to provide her with directions. The guy said some kind of "witty entertaining" comment and reaches to tap my arm and I nearly chopped that guy in the throat. I thought he was going for my purse and since I was carrying a fat wad of $500 bucks I wasn't about to play it cool with this guy. Hell to the naw. He realized what happened after I stopped myself from pulling a Liam Neeson on his ass, but he STILL wouldn't let us go without him. He says to me "if I can do a perfect cat stance will you let me go?" so I say "sure..." and he does a decent Wide T stance. Not a cat stance. Sorry homeboy, Your crap tastic stance doesn't work on me. Plus it wasn't even the right one. So I make a deal with him. He says "I'm gonna walk that way, and if you girls wanna go that way too, so be it" so I say "yes, you walk that way, and we will go to our hotel." and he starts walking, and we turn around and walk to the hotel another way. I'm not a fan of whooping ass, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
***Side note***
I met some famous people today. While we were in the lobby taking photos I noticed some guys near the gift shop. I saw one of their faces and I was instantly "OMG I KNOW UR FACE" and I couldn't shake this feeling. So I had to figure out what it was. I walk up to them and start with an apology "I'm very sorry, but I know your face from something. are you on TV?" and they say "YEAH, we are in blah blah blah I'm adam and this is ken, and blah blah blah!" So I'm like "awesome! can we take pix?!" and they say suuuuuuuure. and by this time we attracted a small crowd, and I thank them again and apologize again for harassing them. After that we were on our merry way!
Thats all folks. Next time FOR SURE, I will be in Vienna, Austria when I blog again. Auf Wiedersehen!
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